currently gazing at my pitiful garden, tearful and forlorn

[Redbaron]

Originally Posted by unless

but the fourth one was part of my pantyhose experiment (a time-consuming endeavor that consists of covering individual fruits in panty hose segments). see, when i walked over to the tomatoes, i smelled something rancid. i traced the smell to the pantyhose-wrapped tomato. the pantyhose itself was not torn, but there was a huge hole in the tomato somehow, and the fruit smelled awful. i think it was fermenting.

*sigh*

You probably forgot to read the fine print. Never use the foot "sock" section of pantyhose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CnLXIeY3Vo