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Every time my landlord comes over, he looks around and shakes his head, and mutters, "I've released a crazy lady on my yard, and it will never look nice again." Then he tries to convince me that he'll take stuff to the dump for me. Then I have to explain what each thing is for, and promise it won't look junky when I'm through. I've already done so much in 2 years that I've got him more interested than afraid. (I think?)
I've brought home fence posts, fencing, lawn chairs, (really expensive ones that just needed a good cleaning-moss), a 4 section steel trellis with grape design, pots, lumber, vinyl flooring, and (compost holding) pallets. All for free. I have a master plan, I tell him!