Sirtanon....sure....wife's nail polish
Tyff, I have come to the conclusion that while we love our children, they do induce a rapid brain cell destruction sequence, starting at the age of 2 or so. They are still cute at that age and containment is possible so only a few cells are being destroyed at any given time. The mother brain works overtime and thus repairs itself during periods of nappage, preferably nappage by both mother and child. By the age of 15-16, the real progressive nature of this ailment becomes apparent. Brain cells are now dying off at a rapid rate and cannot be repaired or replaced. You become someone who is slightly brain damaged, you have no social skills, you don't know a thing about clothes, you don't understand anything to do with your child, and you don't understand a thing they say. "Botard" is perhaps a variation on the Mad Cow Virus or perhaps...a version of "moron," in either case you don't condone it's usage. This is the only disease that perhaps gets better with age...we'll see.
P.S. Sorry, rant...