Tomato Tasting Etiquette!!

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I have a friend that cant understand the idea of gourmet salt, vinegars and different oils for food tasting.
She thinks its stupid, silly and a waste of money.
Needless to say she wont be invited to any snob tomato tastings.


If I accomplish but one thing in life it is to enjoy food to its fullest and that is why I cook.
I cant afford the fancy stuff at the restaurants.
People are stunned at the fancy concoctions I make from the food at work.

Now on with the rules.
Bacon should be of the best money can buy.
The swine from which it comes from should be raised as household pets and only eat the finest slop that slopdom has to offer.

The swine shall ware a diamond necklace till the day of slaughter.
Then it shall be removed with great ceremony and passed down to the next swine in line.
This bacon and only this bacon shall be consumed at the tomato snob tasting.
Worth