happy squash vine borer day!!!

unless · June 17, 2013

just lost 75% of my summer squash this past saturday, and i was so overcome with emotion that i thought it fit to memorialize this momentous occasion with an annual holiday that shall henceforth be commemorated every june 15th. the celebration will feature all the appropriate festivities, including: screaming in despair, getting borer larvae sh*t all over your hands, frantically injecting Bt into vines and having some squirt back into your left eye, and, perhaps the most fun of all, hopelessly collapsing in a pool of your own tears.

merry gardening and a happy squash vine borer day to you all!!!

June 17, 2013	#1
unless Tomatovillian™ Join Date: May 2013 Location: south tx 9 Posts: 43	happy squash vine borer day!!! just lost 75% of my summer squash this past saturday, and i was so overcome with emotion that i thought it fit to memorialize this momentous occasion with an annual holiday that shall henceforth be commemorated every june 15th. the celebration will feature all the appropriate festivities, including: screaming in despair, getting borer larvae sh*t all over your hands, frantically injecting Bt into vines and having some squirt back into your left eye, and, perhaps the most fun of all, hopelessly collapsing in a pool of your own tears. merry gardening and a happy squash vine borer day to you all!!!