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Old February 7, 2014   #16
ScottinAtlanta
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Confession: I spend many quiet moments stimulating the sexual organs of my tomatoes, using an electric toothbrush. We call it giggling the tomato, and in a high humidity climate it improves the fall of pollen and fertilization of the flower. Now I am coming out: I am a tomasexual. Let's support our gardeners in their private shame, and not force tomasexuals into the dark any longer.
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