The greatest recipe in the food universe!

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After two or three years with no garden and never finding the one essential ingredient that met my criterion, I NOW have totally enjoyed the one thing that makes me happy in ways that NOTHING else can touch..........

Take two slices of finely grained, pre-sliced white bread

Take one perfect tomato and slice as you wish.

Sprinkle the tomatoes with a very light application of salt and black pepper.

Apply your favorite plain mayonnaise liberally on each slice of bread.

Put the tomatoes on the mayo and put the two sides together.

Contemplate the beauty and unctuousness.

Take a big bite.

Experience a bit of heaven!

While I can cook virtually any cuisine or dish, THIS is the most perfect food in the World!!! No herbs, no spices, no oven or cooktop, no delay, no complex techniques...just pure culinary perfection.