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Tomatovillian™
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Den of Drunken Fools
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When I was a teenager my Siamese cat was looking up at the light her head going around and around.
I was reading a book and noticed this. Then her head dropped to the bed and I looked. As god is my witness a 1 foot long centipede was on my lap crawling up towards me on my hairless teenage chest. I have battled all manner of large beasts including raging bulls and cows with 3 foot horns, mean dogs with 6 inch fangs, wild hogs with shiny tusks and beady eyes, wildcats as long as a limousine and tails as far as the eye could see, all out to kill me. Stood my ground and fought them off with a stick. Deadly scorpions, spiders and snakes too. ((((BUT))))) I have to say that thing scared the hell out of me. I jumped out of bed and ran for my life like a yellow backed gutless coward screaming all along the way. |
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