Yes, I have many hang-ups!

dcarch · July 22, 2007

There is this very attractive Asian lady who works in my neighborhood laundry. One day I took a few things there to be dry-cleaned.

I was a little taken aback when the lady, in her most demure voice, whispered to me, “Say, do you have any hang-up?”

I Stammered, “ Well, I do have a few, but are you sure you ------------------------“

“Please do return some, we are running short of hang-ups. Customers often don’t return them! “

dcarch

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What I have done with my hang-ups:
Tool needed: Hot glue gun.

amideutch · July 22, 2007

Only from dcach.

When I got to the "what the hello does coat hangers have to do with maters", up pops number 6. Priceless, your the man. Ami

honu · July 22, 2007

dcarch, That is so cute... the story and your hangups! Thanks!

Earl · July 22, 2007

About the third picture I thought, this is going to be pulled quicker than a NY second. But I forgot who I was dealing with. LOL.

Rena · July 22, 2007

AMAZING

I love your stone house. Very pretty......

tomatoguy · July 22, 2007

That reminds me of the considerable confusion my friend Bubba encountered when the lady at the Chinese restaurant was trying to ask him "You want a fork?"

mater

geoguy_TN · July 22, 2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomatoguy

That reminds me of the considerable confusion my friend Bubba encountered when the lady at the Chinese restaurant was trying to ask him "You want a fork?"

mater

A waitress at Hong Kong Buffet asked my family that very same question. My four year old son replied, "I want a fork" in the same accent.

That's my boy.

maryinoregon · July 23, 2007

cancolgirl · July 24, 2007

Glad I popped in here today. I will be needing a few of those. Now where can I get some hang ups?????

TomatoDon · July 25, 2007

Looks like you, dcarch, have been taking her hang ups. Try taking her some tomatoes and see what happens. I'd suggest Delicious, Big Zac, and Big Beef. Oh, and show her the hot glue gun while you're at it.

Don

**Patrina_Pepperina** · July 25, 2007

Hey, I might have to try making some of those!! Thanks

PP

dcarch · July 25, 2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by geoguy_TN

A waitress at Hong Kong Buffet asked my family that very same question. My four year old son replied, "I want a fork" in the same accent.

That's my boy.

Off-topic, moving to :
http://www.tomatoville.com/showthrea...7574#post67574

dcarch

dcarch · July 25, 2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by don06

Looks like you, dcarch, have been taking her hang ups. Try taking her some tomatoes and see what happens. I'd suggest Delicious, Big Zac, and Big Beef. Oh, and show her the hot glue gun while you're at it.
Don

Tomatoes, glue gun,----- kinky hang-up. New fetish for me!

dcarch

Worth1 · July 27, 2007

Thats not a fetish, thats excitement.

Worth

July 22, 2007	#1
dcarch Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: NY Posts: 2,618	Yes, I have many hang-ups! There is this very attractive Asian lady who works in my neighborhood laundry. One day I took a few things there to be dry-cleaned. I was a little taken aback when the lady, in her most demure voice, whispered to me, “Say, do you have any hang-up?” I Stammered, “ Well, I do have a few, but are you sure you ------------------------“ “Please do return some, we are running short of hang-ups. Customers often don’t return them! “ dcarch ----------------------------------------------------- What I have done with my hang-ups: Tool needed: Hot glue gun. __________________ tomatomatomatomatomatomatomatomatomatomatomatomato matomato tomatomatomatomatomatomatomatomatomatomatomatomato matomato tomatomatomatomatomatomatomatomatomatomatomatomato matomato Last edited by dcarch; July 22, 2007 at 01:40 AM.

July 22, 2007	#2
amideutch Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Germany 49°26"N 07°36"E Posts: 5,041	Only from dcach. When I got to the "what the hello does coat hangers have to do with maters", up pops number 6. Priceless, your the man. Ami __________________ Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘...Holy Crap .....What a ride!'

July 22, 2007	#4
Earl Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: SW Ohio Posts: 1,278	About the third picture I thought, this is going to be pulled quicker than a NY second. But I forgot who I was dealing with. LOL. __________________ "Seriously think about what you're about to do/say before you do it and the outcome will always be better." Earl

July 24, 2007	#9
cancolgirl Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Vancouver BC Posts: 68	Glad I popped in here today. I will be needing a few of those. Now where can I get some hang ups????? __________________ "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." Unknown Author

July 25, 2007	#10
TomatoDon Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: MS Posts: 1,523	Looks like you, dcarch, have been taking her hang ups. Try taking her some tomatoes and see what happens. I'd suggest Delicious, Big Zac, and Big Beef. Oh, and show her the hot glue gun while you're at it. Don __________________ Zone 7B, N. MS

July 22, 2007	#3
honu Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 270	dcarch, That is so cute... the story and your hangups! Thanks!

July 22, 2007	#5
Rena Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Warm Springs, GA Posts: 1,421	AMAZING I love your stone house. Very pretty......

July 22, 2007	#6
tomatoguy Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Rockvale, TN Zone 7A Posts: 526	That reminds me of the considerable confusion my friend Bubba encountered when the lady at the Chinese restaurant was trying to ask him "You want a fork?" mater

July 23, 2007	#8
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July 25, 2007	#11
Patrina_Pepperina Cross Hemisphere Dwarf Project™ Moderator Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: New South Wales, Australia Posts: 3,094	Hey, I might have to try making some of those!! Thanks PP __________________ Truth is colourful, not just black and white. PP: 2005

July 27, 2007	#14
Worth1 Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Den of Drunken Fools Posts: 38,539	Thats not a fetish, thats excitement. Worth

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