Texas Chili - Page 3

pmcgrady · February 12, 2017

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Originally Posted by Worth1

That ain't chili that is chili grease with beans.
Good lord I like a little oil on top but a ratio of 6 pounds of fat to 4 pounds of meat is unreal.
I got a pain in my left arm looking at the recipe.

Worth

People around here crave it. When I go to the chili parlor I usually order chili mac which is made with rotelli /scroodle pasta with a scoop of chili and cheese sprinkled on it, it's good, but I get this strange burning sensation in my stomach about an hour later.
Years ago I had to go to a Proctologist in St Louis, he preformed my checkup then said " You live by Carlinville IL don't you?" I said yes... He said If you pick me up a 12 pack of Taylor's Chili, I won't charge you for this visit! He got his chili!

Worth1 · February 12, 2017

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Originally Posted by pmcgrady

People around here crave it. When I go to the chili parlor I usually order chili mac which is made with rotelli /scroodle pasta with a scoop of chili and cheese sprinkled on it, it's good, but I get this strange burning sensation in my stomach about an hour later.
Years ago I had to go to a Proctologist in St Louis, he preformed my checkup then said " You live by Carlinville IL don't you?" I said yes... He said If you pick me up a 12 pack of Taylor's Chili, I won't change you for this visit! He got his chili!

Not saying I wouldn't eat it, that is what the crackers are for, to sop up the oil.

Worth

pmcgrady · February 12, 2017

Each bowl of chili comes with a half package of saltines (about 20). The last of the Taylor's who owned the business were very opinionated / crabby... If you asked for more crackers, they would tell you no, we gave you the perfect amount for a bowl. If you asked for ketchup or vinegar they would throw you out. Years ago I went there wearing a t shirt from an air show, it had a pic of the nose of a B52 Bomber with a pinup girl painted on it, one of the Taylor's threw me out telling me not to come back until I learned to dress appropriately. The young couple who own the company now are very nice people

Worth1 · February 12, 2017

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Originally Posted by pmcgrady

Each bowl of chili comes with a half package of saltines (about 20). The last of the Taylor's who owned the business were very opinionated / crabby... If you asked for more crackers, they would tell you no, we gave you the perfect amount for a bowl. If you asked for ketchup or vinegar they would throw you out. Years ago I went there wearing a t shirt from an air show, it had a pic of the nose of a B52 Bomber with a pinup girl painted on it, one of the Taylor's threw me out telling me not to come back until I learned to dress appropriately. The young couple who own the company now are very nice people

Sounds like old man Cook here in Bastrop.
Owned the last remaining hardware store before he passed away.
I miss the mean old coot.

Worth

pmcgrady · February 13, 2017

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Originally Posted by Worth1

Sounds like old man Cook here in Bastrop.
Owned the last remaining hardware store before he passed away.
I miss the mean old coot.

Worth

Nobody misses the Taylor's...

SueCT · February 12, 2017

Never understood the need to add thickeners, even though I like it pretty thick. That is what long simmering is for. Cook it until it is the right consistency in a big cast iron pot. OK, I just might have to make some this week, since I have been out in the freezer for quite a while. Might have to go all meat this time to try it. Wow wonder how many pounds of ground meat I need to make a whole pot of all beef chili? I put it in single serve containers and a few minutes in the microwave and I have homemade chili after a crazy day at work when I am too tired to cook.

decherdt · February 12, 2017

Just finished a pot of Fire Hall chili with 2 lb 3/4 ground chuck, feeds 3 with crackers, maybe four with crackers and a 12 pak. I'd go with 3 lb to feed four.

pmcgrady · February 12, 2017

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Originally Posted by decherdt

Just finished a pot of Fire Hall chili with 2 lb 3/4 ground chuck, feeds 3 with crackers, maybe four with crackers and a 12 pak. I'd go with 3 lb to feed four.

12 pack per person?

Worth1 · February 12, 2017

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Originally Posted by pmcgrady

12 pack per person?

Surely yes, why scrimp on ingredients.

Worth

pmcgrady · February 12, 2017

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Originally Posted by Worth1

Surely yes, why scrimp on ingredients.

Worth

It's rare in life... that I run across a bigger smartazz than myself... but I think I just did!

SueCT · February 12, 2017

I usually fill a 5 qt cast iron pot about 3/4 full. So I am guessing 6+ lbs, esp if I want to restock the freezer.

dmforcier · February 12, 2017

Now just a dadburn minnit here! I have a professional reputation to protect!

Do I have to propose a smartazz-off??

Oh Lord, save me from myself!

AlittleSalt · February 12, 2017

With could have a smartazzathon in the possibilities.

I actually like canned chili.

dmforcier · February 13, 2017

I got it -> Smartazzapalooza !

pmcgrady · February 13, 2017

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Originally Posted by dmforcier

I got it -> Smartazzapalooza !

*LIKE*

February 12, 2017	#7
decherdt Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 329	Just finished a pot of Fire Hall chili with 2 lb 3/4 ground chuck, feeds 3 with crackers, maybe four with crackers and a 12 pak. I'd go with 3 lb to feed four. __________________ 500 sq ft of raised rows zone 8a

February 12, 2017	#12
dmforcier Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,825	Now just a dadburn minnit here! I have a professional reputation to protect! Do I have to propose a smartazz-off?? Oh Lord, save me from myself! __________________ Stupidity got us into this mess. Why can't it get us out? - Will Rogers

February 12, 2017	#3
pmcgrady Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: Central Illinois Posts: 1,836	Each bowl of chili comes with a half package of saltines (about 20). The last of the Taylor's who owned the business were very opinionated / crabby... If you asked for more crackers, they would tell you no, we gave you the perfect amount for a bowl. If you asked for ketchup or vinegar they would throw you out. Years ago I went there wearing a t shirt from an air show, it had a pic of the nose of a B52 Bomber with a pinup girl painted on it, one of the Taylor's threw me out telling me not to come back until I learned to dress appropriately. The young couple who own the company now are very nice people

February 12, 2017	#6
SueCT Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,460	Never understood the need to add thickeners, even though I like it pretty thick. That is what long simmering is for. Cook it until it is the right consistency in a big cast iron pot. OK, I just might have to make some this week, since I have been out in the freezer for quite a while. Might have to go all meat this time to try it. Wow wonder how many pounds of ground meat I need to make a whole pot of all beef chili? I put it in single serve containers and a few minutes in the microwave and I have homemade chili after a crazy day at work when I am too tired to cook.

February 12, 2017	#13
AlittleSalt BANNED FOR LIFE Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 13,333	With could have a smartazzathon in the possibilities. I actually like canned chili.

February 13, 2017	#14
dmforcier Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,825	I got it -> Smartazzapalooza !