Dihydrogen Monoxide and tomatoes

Tormato · April 1, 2009

Anyone use this stuff on their tomato plants?

Tormato

It's April 1st.

BattleOfBennington · April 1, 2009

Quite Regularly, even though there was a town in CA that banned its use a few years ago.

Lately I have been trying a new formulation Dihydrous Monoxide or DHMO. A great product although it does have some drawbacks.

http://www.webspawner.com/users/dhmo/

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Originally Posted by Tormato

Anyone use this stuff on their tomato plants?

Tormato

It's April 1st.

huntoften · April 1, 2009

Only on the roots...never the foliage!

**Mischka** · April 1, 2009

Dihydrogen monoxide:

is called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain.
contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
may cause severe burns.
contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

as an industrial solvent and coolant.
in nuclear power plants.
in the production of styrofoam.
as a fire retardant.
in many forms of cruel animal research.
in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

We should start an online petition to ban this at once.

Thawley · April 1, 2009

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Originally Posted by Mischka

We should start an online petition to ban this at once.

Count me out. That stuff's better than Miracle Grow.

I'll give up my dihydrogen monoxide when you take it from my cold, damp fingers...

Vince · April 2, 2009

When I first read this post I was totally confused. I was never very good at chemical nomenclature but it seemed to me that dihydrogen monoxide could only be one thing, water. So looking on the internet I became even more confused, because there are so many sites saying DHMO is bad. However, unless I am still totally confused, I think this all has to be joke and somone is trying to scare people on the internet for fun.

stormymater · April 2, 2009

April Fools!

newgardener_tx · April 2, 2009

Vince,
And you call yourself a chemist. I did the same thing as you.

Another chemist

Tormato · April 2, 2009

Vince has an excuse.

"Seems it never rains in southern California"

Tormato

Polar_Lace · April 3, 2009

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Originally Posted by Tormato

Vince has an excuse.

"Seems it never rains in southern California"

Tormato

~* Robin

**Mischka** · April 3, 2009

Sorry, couldn't resist.

newatthiskat · April 3, 2009

I am now going to have that song in my head all day! Thanks alot Mischka

Kat

April 1, 2009	#1
Tormato Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: MA Posts: 4,971	Dihydrogen Monoxide and tomatoes Anyone use this stuff on their tomato plants? Tormato It's April 1st.

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huntoften Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Kansas CIty Posts: 560	Only on the roots...never the foliage! __________________ Kansas City, Missouri Zone 5b/6a

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Mischka Tomatoville® Administrator Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Bay State Posts: 3,207	Dihydrogen monoxide: is called "hydroxyl acid", the substance is the major component of acid rain. contributes to the "greenhouse effect". may cause severe burns. contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape. accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals. may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes. has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients. Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used: as an industrial solvent and coolant. in nuclear power plants. in the production of styrofoam. as a fire retardant. in many forms of cruel animal research. in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical. as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products. We should start an online petition to ban this at once. __________________ Mischka One last word of farewell, Dear Master and Mistress. Whenever you visit my grave, say to yourselves with regret but also with happiness in your hearts at the remembrance of my long happy life with you: "Here lies one who loved us and whom we loved." No matter how deep my sleep I shall hear you, and not all the power of death can keep my spirit from wagging a grateful tail.

April 2, 2009	#6
Vince Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Riverside, CA Posts: 942	When I first read this post I was totally confused. I was never very good at chemical nomenclature but it seemed to me that dihydrogen monoxide could only be one thing, water. So looking on the internet I became even more confused, because there are so many sites saying DHMO is bad. However, unless I am still totally confused, I think this all has to be joke and somone is trying to scare people on the internet for fun. __________________ Vince

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newatthiskat Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: texas Posts: 1,451	reply I am now going to have that song in my head all day! Thanks alot Mischka Kat

April 2, 2009	#7
stormymater Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Pleasure Island, NC 8a Posts: 1,162	April Fools!

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newgardener_tx Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: austin, tx Posts: 249	Vince, And you call yourself a chemist. I did the same thing as you. Another chemist

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Tormato Tomatovillian™ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: MA Posts: 4,971	Vince has an excuse. "Seems it never rains in southern California" Tormato