Member discussion regarding the methods, varieties and merits of growing tomatoes.
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February 7, 2014 | #16 |
Tomatovillian™
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Atlanta, Georgia
Posts: 2,593
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Confession: I spend many quiet moments stimulating the sexual organs of my tomatoes, using an electric toothbrush. We call it giggling the tomato, and in a high humidity climate it improves the fall of pollen and fertilization of the flower. Now I am coming out: I am a tomasexual. Let's support our gardeners in their private shame, and not force tomasexuals into the dark any longer.
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February 7, 2014 | #17 |
Tomatovillian™
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Illinois, zone 6
Posts: 8,407
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lol, Scott
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February 7, 2014 | #18 | |
Tomatovillian™
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Den of Drunken Fools
Posts: 38,539
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I could go so far with this statement. Would you say your are running a tomato massage parlor in the old style of the deep south. Worth |
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February 7, 2014 | #19 |
Tomatovillian™
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Brantford, ON, Canada
Posts: 1,341
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February 7, 2014 | #20 |
Tomatovillian™
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Finland, EU
Posts: 2,550
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Whatever to make - and keep - the precious tomatoes happy
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February 12, 2014 | #21 |
Tomatovillian™
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Asia
Posts: 152
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It seems to make a big improvement in tomato production in my garden. Also, searching for and shaking the flowers helps me notice bugs and disease early.
And I like see the little cloud of pollen, I know that blossom will set fruit and the plant is reasonably happy. |
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