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Old June 12, 2014   #31
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Old June 14, 2014   #32
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How do you fix the broken tomato?





?...... with tomato paste.
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Old June 14, 2014   #33
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What kind of music does tomatoes listen to?

Salsa music.

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Old June 18, 2014   #34
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Quote:
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How do you fix the broken tomato?





?...... with tomato paste.
Ok, I laughed at quite a few of these but I am a simple woman and this one cracked me up.
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Old June 18, 2014   #35
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While in Hollywood recently, I saw a Celebrity hanging out on Vine...
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Old June 19, 2014   #36
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Contrary to popular belief, Amish paste tomatoes don't have to be delivered to market by horse and buggy...
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Old June 29, 2014   #37
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All that was found of the farmer was his cel phone. The picture below was the last one taken


Authorities suspect that he was eaten by a killer tomato.
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Old May 10, 2015   #38
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What did the tomato say to the cage?


"Thank you for your support."
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Old May 10, 2015   #39
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Did you hear about the esteemed Auburn University Horticulture Department's new studies on developing tomato regression techniques?

Their first attempt will be to diminish the production of Crimson Sprinter.
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Old May 13, 2015   #40
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Tell a tomato joke?

Yellow Pear
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